Sure, why the hell not? (I did it last year!)
And the red carpet stars without any audio. And there are dogs on the red carpet. MTV's people, none of whom are familiar to me, are just going to interview stars from MTV shows, aren't they? I wonder if there will be a lot of people at this award show. It seems of late they don't have any real stars. Case in point: Chrissy Tiegen is there. I wish someone could explain to me how she is a supermodel.
HEY, someone awesome: CHRIS PRATT!!!!! OMG LOVE HIM. So hot. He's really thin and muscle-y still. I thought he had gained some weight back. Apparently not. They just showed a seven second clip from The Fault In Our Stars, which will probably be a big hit. Rita Ora there promoting Fifty Shades of Gray. Rihanna arrives mouthing something about her boobs.
Leslie Mann arrives! More Leslie Mann is always appreciated. They are announcing the winner of BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE - Will Poulter from We're the Millers. So cute. I said this after the BAFTAs, and I'll say it again. That said, Margot Robbie was robbed. And still, so strange that Lupita Nyong'o got in for Female Performance but not Breakthrough Performance. Mark Wahlberg is apparently getting the Generation Award. This sketch they are doing is so bad - Tony Hale, The Rock, Brooklyn Decker, Emile Hirsch and Joe Manganiello doing reenactments from some films. Horrid. But Emile was just half naked so that was good. MTV Jjust advertised they are live GIF-ing the award show. OMG that's a thing now? Ugh, this generation is fucked. Lupita Nyong'o arrives looking flawless as always.
Miles Teller! He's going to be a big star! LOL he just pointed out that the puppies look thirsty. Seth Rogen arrives! Ellen Page! Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow brought their family. Nicki Minaj is being interviewed, Davis Hasselhoff is in the background. MTV interviewed just said The Other Woman has an amazing cast. Nicki is apparently now going an acceptance speech when they said the movie looks great. Shailene Woodley and the guy in her movie (Ansel Elgort, who I get confused with the guy that was in Beautiful Creatures and Stoker. I can't remember what his name is.) are there. Shailene is talking really fast. Her look is kind of great! Now, they are showing a clip from The Fault In Our Stars that is longer than seven seconds. That movie is probably going to be massive.
And the show is about to begin...
GO CONAN!!! (Shailene is really excited for Conan!)
This opening is pretty dumb, but Emma Watson just kicked Conan in the nuts. Did that thing just say Johnny Depp is going to perform? UGH!
That wasn't that good. Disappointing! Lupita is here to present ON SCREEN TRANSFORMATION most likely to Jared Leto. Yup, JARED LETO wins. Now he's going to hit on Lupita some more. And pimp his band some more.
Amanda Seyfried and Seth MacFarlane present COMEDIC PERFORMANCE to Jonah Hill. He's one of two nominees that were there, so of course he wins. Seth and Amanda did one of those presentations where they couldn't read the teleprompter then mocked how awful it was going. One of those things we see at every award show. Hey, Josh Hutcherson is in the audience! Shailene and Ansel present some band I've never heard of. People in the audience are wearing ski masks, I think it's supposed to be deep but it's only reminding me of Spring Breakers. I have no idea what to make of this. I kind of like it?
Chris Pratt (YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) didn't have a mic. Now he's giving a mock uber-serious speech about voting for Best Movie.
Apparently, Nick Lachey has a morning show on MTV. Ugh, ad for Awkward - Beau Mirchoff - SOOO HOT. I said this during last year's live blog. Jared Leto presents VILLAIN to Mila Kunis, again the only person there. She was fucking awful in Oz the Great and Powerful. LMAO the trophy girl/whatever tried to tell Mila the direction to go and Mila wouldn't even look at her. Mila also seemed to not want anything to do with Jared.
Rita Ora and Jessica Alba present SHIRTLESS PERFORMANCe. Jessica Alba continues her career as an award show presenter. Zac Efron looks unamused and slightly fucked up. That Dylan O'Brien MTV guy also looked fucked up, completely red eyed. My heartt/hard-on belongs to Chris Hemsworth, but I kinda hope Jennifer Aniston wins this. Zac Efron is the only one there so I guess he wins. Yup, he won. Guess he left rehab to be here. They keep yelling at him to take it off. Rita Ora just ripped his shift off. He's cute, but not really my type. Now, Ellen Page is presenting a look at her X-Men sequel. OOOH Shawn Ashmore!!!!
MTV has a series called Faking It about two teenagers pretending to be a lesbian couple. So there's that. Mila Kunis presents Channing Tatum with the Trailblazer Award. This award was previously given to Emma Watson and Emma Stone. I think they are more trailblaze-y than him. There's some white stuff on his jacket? LOL blow? Zac Efron is still shirtless backstage.
Ad for TMNT - looks like Transformers with heroes in a half shell. Eminem and Rihanna perform. Hey, did it ever occur to anyone involved in this show to have performances of songs from the movies nominated? Or from upcoming films? Rogen, Efron and the tolerable Franco brother present Best Kiss. They do a bit where they pull people from the audience to kiss, Seth gets his own mother. Playing Talk Dirty To Me over the Spectacular Now kiss kinda ruins it. We're the Millers surprisingly wins. Shailene Woodley had such a fake smile for that! Will Poulter has really evil eyebrows, still cute. Will's doing a joke where he says dating two women is hard and Zac Efron looks confused. Zac and Dave are really not into this bit. Was Josh Hutcherson just holding that guy's hand?
the cast of The Other Woman presents Male Performance. I feel like there's a secret standoff going on on-stage between Team Leslie Mann/Cameron Diaz and Team Nicki Minaj/Kate Upton. LOL Josh Hutcherson wins. WTF. Only Leslie Mann kisses him on stage, the other three just walk away. Sam Claflin is very happy and dreamy in the audience. And they announce that Jennifer Lawrence won female performance. Jordana Brewster in presenting a tribute to Paul Walker - there's people Woo-ing in the audience. Uh.... Favorite Character went to Shailene's character from Divergent. W.T.F.?
Aaron Taylor-Johnson presents Best Fight in so much smoke we can't see his hotness. Orlando Bloom is in the audience so The Hobbit wins. The cast of Entourage (LMAO) presents Mark Wahlberg with the Generation Award. Mark is drunk and is rambling.
Emma Stone, Andrew Garfield and Jamie Foxx in a taped bit, I guess they are busy promoting their movie all over the world. There was also just a performance with Ellie Goulding and someone else. I did not pay attention to it. Johnny Depp presents BEST MOVIE to THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE. Good winner, surprisingly. Aww, Josh got a nice shoutout to Philip Seymour hoffman.
Well, that was a rather shit show. Sorry, Conan. :-(
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