Razzie & Indie Spirit WINNERS!

If you think about the shit the Oscars and the Globes get, I think it's far more deserved for the Razzies and Independent Spirit Awards. The Razzies never actually honor the worst stuff of the year - well, occasionally they get it right - and they are partial to starfucking, er, starstabbing more so than the Globes. The ISPs meanwhile snub eligible films for no real reason, give random actors nominations while leaving deserving people off their ballots. Let's examine the past 5 winners for the Independent Spirit Awards Best Film:

Juno
Little Miss Sunshine
Brokeback Mountain
Sideways
Lost In Translation

Isn't this kind of annoying? I'd say these films are more low-budget studio films than genuine independents. 3 of them are genuinely great films that do deserve a spotlight they didn't get at the Oscars, but there are completely indie films out there that never make it here.


RAZZIE WINNERS:
Worst Picture:
I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Actor:
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit)
NORBIT

Worst Actress (TIE) :
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

Worst Supporting Actress:
Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT

Worst Supporting Actor:
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong)
NORBIT

Worst Screen Couple:
Lindsay Lohan
and
Lindsay Lohan
(as The Yang to Her Own Yin)
I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Remake Or Rip-off:
I Know Who Killed Me
Rip-Off of HOSTEL, SAW and THE PATTY DUKE SHOW

Worst Prequel or Sequel:
Daddy Day Camp

Worst Director:
Chris Siverston
I Know Who Killed Me

Worst Screenplay:
I Know Who Killed Me
Written by Jeffrey Hammond

Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie:
I Know Who Killed Me


Independent Spirit Awards:

Robert Altman Award
Todd Haynes, Laura Rosenthal and the cast of I’m Not There

Best Feature
Juno

Best Director
Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Best Male Lead
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Savages

Best Female Lead
Ellen Page, Juno

Best Supporting Male
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Talk To Me

Best Supporting Female
Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There

Best First Screenplay
Diablo Cody, Juno

Best First Feature
The Lookout (!!!!!!)

John Cassavetes Award
August Evening

Best Foreign Film
Once

Best Screenplay
Tamara Jenkins, The Savages

Best Documentary
Crazy Love

Best Cinematography
Janusz Kaminski, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly