The 81st GOLDEN GLOBES Winners!

BEST MOTION PICTURE - DRAMA: OPPENHEIMER

BEST MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY/MUSICAL: POOR THINGS

BEST DIRECTOR: CHRISTOPHER NOLAN - OPPENHEIMER

BEST SCREENPLAY: ANATOMY OF A FALL

BEST ACTOR - DRAMA: CILLIAN MURPHY - OPPENHEIMER

BEST ACTRESS - DRAMA: LILY GLADSTONE - KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON

BEST ACTOR - COMEDY/MUSICAL: PAUL GIAMATTI - THE HOLDOVERS

BEST ACTRESS - COMEDY/MUSICAL: EMMA STONE - POOR THINGS

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: ROBERT DOWNEY JR - OPPENHEIMER

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH - THE HOLDOVERS

BEST ANIMATED FILM: THE BOY AND THE HERON

BEST NON ENGLISH LANGUAGE FILM: ANATOMY OF A FALL

BEST SCORE: OPPENHEIMER

BEST SONG FROM A MOTION PICTURE: "WHAT WAS I MADE FOR?" - BARBIE

CINEMATIC AND BOX-OFFICE ACHIEVEMENT: BARBIE

BEST TELEVISION SERIES - DRAMA: SUCCESSION

BEST TELEVISION SERIES - COMEDY: THE BEAR

BEST LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY, OR TV MOVIE: BEEF

BEST ACTOR IN A SERIES - DRAMA: KIERAN CULKIN - SUCCESSION 

BEST ACTRESS IN A SERIES - DRAMA: SARAH SNOOK - SUCCESSION

BEST ACTOR IN A SERIES - COMEDY: JEREMY ALLEN WHITE - THE BEAR

BEST ACTRESS IN A SERIES - COMEDY: AYO EDEBIRI - THE BEAR

BEST ACTOR IN A LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY, OR TV MOVIE: STEVEN YEUN - BEEF

BEST ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY, OR TV MOVIE: ALI WONG - BEEF

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A SERIES: MATTHEW MACFADYEN - SUCCESSION

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A SERIES: ELIZABETH DEBICKI - THE CROWN

BEST PERFORMANCE IN STAND-UP COMEDY: RICKY GERVAIS - RICKY GERVAIS: ARMAGEDDON

I went 18/27 with 8 alts. I only messed up Actor in a Drama Series.

Rather uneventful Globes. Jo Koy bombed and this is a just a reminder that the host of these things needs to be someone the industry knows and likes. Witness the difference in crowd reaction between Koy and when Wiig/Ferrell presented. For the love of God stop it with the THIS FILM IS LONG jokes. Not too many Globes-y moments. Way too much banter, but at least the show only went about 5 minutes long with no one really getting played off. 

I worry that these wins just made the next 2 months very predictable. I guess there's a race for Actor, but unless SAG and BAFTA split, whoever wins those takes it. Giamatti vs. Murphy. Lily Gladstone got a huge reaction, 2 standings ovations. Lots of love for Emma Stone, too, but Lily is miles ahead in that race. And speaking of standing ovations, those were a bit much. Did everyone get one? I wonder why. I like when the crowds are into the show and are active, but I'm not sure everyone deserved one.

 

So annoying that no one did a red carpet outside of Variety's digital bullshit. E! is doing a bunch of stuff for the Emmys next week, so I don't get why they completely blanked on these. Variety's hosts are awful. I actually miss Giuliana. The worst thing she ever did was drop Helen Mirren's trophy. 

Get rid of those stupid categories for next year. Bring back the DeMille and Burnett awards!