Sure, why the hell not?
E! just started right at 6, no hour long preshow? Instead I had to watch the end of one of the K's giving birth. Blech. Ryan Seacrest doesn't cover this, instead it's Guilianna (who will tell us which celebs are her spirit animals) and Ross. Kelly is also there, but slightly off the carpet. Now G is sucking up to Kelly, ugh this is awful. They didn't even have anyone for the first 6 minutes? I'm sure someone had to be there.
Elisabeth Rohm kicks off the red carpet with a champagne toast. Like her dress! Of course, all G's gonna talk about to her is JLaw. Modern Family's Arriel Winter arrives, she really got a, uh, growth spurt. All the E! people are covering is Globes fashion again? Come on, guys. Ok, 13 minutes in and they still interviewed NO ONE.
Ugh, they keep running ads for that Rich Kids of Beverly Hills shit. Everything in the ad has a hashtag. I can't wait until that looks dated as fuck. E! people saying Kathy Griffin is there and they are going to interview her. 20 minutes in and still no one. People are there, they just aren't interviewing them. Maybe people are boycotting E! That would be awesome. Okay, Guilianna has KATHY GRIFFIN! Finally! I miss her, she was on TV everywhere 5-6 years ago and now isn't. Michelle Dockery arrived. She usually looks pretty stellar, tonight is no exception. Anna Chlumsky, awesome on Veep being interviewed by Ross. MY GIRL!!!!! Now, they are running an extended look at Labor Day? WTF is happening to red carpet coverage. This movie looks like a hybrid of Bridges of Madison County and A Perfect World.
Morena Baccarin on now, she just gave birth. Looks good, but the dress is rather plain and like something I've seen a million times before. Ariel Winter's dress is kinda gorg! Downton Abbey ladies being interviewed, Dockery looks great. Always think she's Keira Knightley's big sister. Jane Krakowski arrives! Miss Jenna Maroney! It's been almost a year, can't believe it. Sasha Alexander, who is on something on USA or TNT that I've never seen, is the social media ambassador bullshit. Sarah Hyland, looking much better here than at the Golden Globes. Katrina Bowden - great to see the 30 Rock crew back. Wonder if Baldwin will be there. Kelly just said the bob is something you do when you don't want to get botox? G just looked embarassed. LOL trainwreck as always. James Marsden!!!! Handsome as ever. God, 1998 James Marsden was the hottest thing ever. Uumph.
Jared Leto! Finally a film star. Holly Hunter who looks odd. Josh Holloway who is hot as balls. Liza Minelli! I was wondering why she's there - but Arrested Development! Sarah Hyland - what's with the eyebrows? Same problems as the Golden Globes - the makeup is awful, the dress is really nice. Dermot Mulroney who has really aged. He looks creepy. Jason Bateman, who doesn't age. Anna Gunn looking very good again. Jesse Tyler Ferguson just leaving his hot hubby in the dust, poor thing. Ross has Kit Harrington, cute! Of course Ross has to touch him. James Marsden's suit is really great. Emilia Clarke, lookin good. Fashions so far are much better than at the Globes. Jared Leto is hitting on Emilia hardcore right now. This has become something I've said way too often: What the fuck is Julie Bowen wearing? Guilianna just revealed that her sister dated Jared's brother. WTF? Oprah has arrived!!!!!! Ugh, Julie Bowen really needs to eat. Her arms are scary. Aaron Paul! Kerry Washington - can I just say she's the most overrated fashion person? Almost everytime I see her her dress isn't good and yet people continually make a big deal about it? I know she's pregnant, but... Chiwetel Ejiofor arrives. Finally some film people. I love that they keep cutting to Kelly who clearly isn't allowed on the red carpet with celebrities.
Sofia Vergara who is kind of overdressed? But she can pull it off. Sarah Paulson - dressed like a 13 year old again. Sofia Vergara is talking a lot and I'm understanding about half of it. Barkhad Abdi! Cate Blanchett! LOL they cut to Gretchen Mol when Cate arrived. Emma Thompson!!!! With Morgan Freeman?!?!? AMY ADAMS!!! WTF IS SHE WEARING!?!?! Her hair is insane though! Tina Fey!!! Wearing black, surprise! Not liking what Cate is wearing from the top up. I guess she can pull it off? Oh, she's showing her age. Matthew Mcconaughey love the suit. He's being adventurous with his tuxes. Finally, a man taking some risks. G has OPRAH!!! I swear she's drunk. LOL THIS IS NOT QUITE JULIA AT THE GLOBES A FEW YEARS BACK BUT ITS CLOSE. LOL THEY CUTAWAY. I think they realized she was trashed. Aaron Paul UUMPH. His suit is greenish! Amy Adams! Kinda like it! One of the few risks so far. Emma Thompson right behind her probably ready to kill her. Rob Lowe arrives.
Still haven't seen JLAW, JRO, Meryl, Sandra, Lupita. Lupita is behind Matthew and his wife. Green! LOL - Matthew described award season as "dessert time". God, you are a stoner. His suit is great though. Okay, I saw JLAW in the background. Okayk, I love the green. I actually like it more than the red cape. She could really wear a trash bag and look gorgeous. Kinda love Kerry now that I see it. She's wearing a crop top and black dress. Oh, no she said "so blessed", she has to be aware of that meme. Gulianna has JLAW who is wearing that dress they predicted her to wear at the Globes. Love it. but she needs a necklace or something around her neck. LMAO JLaw says she has "armpit vagina." Kevin Spacey smiles in the background. LOL @ Jlaw mock yelling at the E! producer. JLaw and Cate just hugged. That dress makes it look like Cate is pregnant. LMAO She's callling E! out for their bullshit, I think she's drunk too. Kevin Spacey "video-bombs" them. He's been standing in the background for like 10 minutes.
Jennifer Garner! Julia Roberts just had a metal guard gate knocked down on her by fans. Eek. Garner looks pretty classy, simple. Mariah Carey just arrived wearing leather gloves. OMG SANDRA BULLOCK LOOKS AMAZING!!!! The Green is gorgeous. Sexy cocktail dress. WOW. LOL SANDRA just referred to George Clooney as Jorge. Julia is talking to Jennifer Garner in the background. GOT THAT: Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner were all just on my TV at the same time within 10 feet of each other. Universe implodes. Some good fashions tonight, better than the Globes.
LOL People are chanting Oprah. G has JULIA!!!!! She looks smoking hot, but dress is kinda plain. LOL She's mocking E! too. Julia is wearing a jumpsuit. OMG! Nevermind, don't like it as much LOL. Julia is now being really nice to E!. Emma Thompson now on E! She just admitted to go too far this award season. Amy Adams fiance/whatever named Darren is very good looking. Meryl Streep just arrived.
K, show starts in 10 minutes. So I'm off. Have fun with the SAG awards, they are usually kinda dull. See you in about 2 hours!
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