BFCA Critics Choice Awards Thoughts...

Critics Choice Awards:

+Is this Jackass thing supposed to be funny?
+Schwarzenegger introduces the show - boo-ring.
+The room looks cool.
+Ryan Gosling sitting with Michelle Williams!
+The "best of the year" montage featured at least 4 clips from Burlesque but was otherwise decent.
+Ashton Kutcher bombs attempting a joke. He's presenting Best Ensemble. OMG I've seen all these movies. Kids Are All Right should probably win.
+BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE - THE FIGHTER
+OMG Melissa Leo looks kinda awesome. Bale looks like he's shooting a mideval epic that was made in the mid 90's.
+BLOND EMMA STONE! She's taller than Jesse Eisenberg.
+Chloe Grace Moretz is all kinds of awesome. But this belongs to J.Law.
+BEST YOUNG ACTOR/ACTRESS - HAILEE STEINFELD - TRUE GRIT
+House band Maroon Five. Yippee skippy.
+I hope Melissa Leo gets tanked like she did at the Indie Spirit Awards two years ago. That was a gift from God.
+Not a fan of Eva Mendes' dress. Looks like she's wearing a cape.
+Supporting Actor - I saw most of these. Didn't see Rockwell. Bale will win.
+BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR - CHRISTIAN BALE - THE FIGHTER
+I just realized that 3 of those actors sport Boston accents in their films. Can we please stop setting movies in Boston?
+LOL Mendes didn't really seem to like giving Christian that award. Andrew Garfield was head bobbing.
+Christian Bale is a surprisingly good speech giver.
+ANDY BERNARD IN THE HOUSE!!! Go Ed Helms.
+Action movie - Inception, I'm guessing?
+BEST ACTION MOVIE - INCEPTION
+Christopher Nolan has pretty eyes.
+Elle Fanning talking to Matt Damon during the commercial break. Her dress is atrocious. Whodathunk she's probably the weird sister?
+Oh fuck another Jackass parody - this time the Social Network.
+OH FUCK THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS WHAT THE FUCK - WOW THE ONE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A MAN. They are presenting Documentary?
+I've only seen Exit Through the Gift Shop. Hope it wins. Fun movie! Waiting For Superman will win, just cuz.
+BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE - WAITING FOR SUPERMAN
+Elisabeth Shue's husband! Oh god, this is terrible speech. Matt Damon's hilarious deadpan serious applause was amazing.
+Jennifer Lawrence and Jon Hamm present MADE FOR TV MOVIE. He clearly wants to fuck her. Who doesn't? I guess Temple Granden will win!
+BEST MADE FOR TV MOVIE - THE PACIFIC
+Ugh, more Hanks-Spielberg WWII-ness?
+Is it possible for Amy Adams to not like adorable?
+Blue Valetine TV spot! Hey, if Black Swan can make $100m, maybe there's hope for BV.
+Joan Rivers and Sarah Silverman!!!!!!! WHY ARE WE STANDING HERE?
+They present Best Comedy - I hope Easy A wins. I think Phillip Morris will?
+BEST COMEDY MOVIE - EASY A!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Emma Stone = be still my beating heart. OMFG - the Easy A director is amazing.
+Sofia Vergara!!!! (with Hank Azaria???)
+BEST ANIMATED FEATURE - TOY STORY 3
+I didn't even need to predict it.
+My friend Brian just said someone was yelling in the background. Probably Dakota yelling "I'LL KILL YOU ELLE". LMFAO.
+Jennifer Lawrence and Hailee Steinfeld pose for pictures. They tell each other to stay clear of the Fanning girls.
+FAST WINNERS:
+BEST ORIGINAL SCORE - THE SOCIAL NETWORK
+BEST ORIGINAL SONG - "IF I RISE" - 127 HOURS
+BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM - THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO
+Ice Cube presents an award to Quentin Tarantino.
+Okay, this is a good montage. But its reminding us how many of these actors/performances were totally robbed of awards.
+And they totally kill it with Levine and Hilson butchering these songs.
+QT is still rambling.
+Mila Kunis looked stoned.
+Who was the hottie Jonah Hill was kissing/feeding?
+Josh Brolin presents Supporting Actress. Melissa Leo will win.
+BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - MELISSA LEO - THE FIGHTER
+THE KABOOM GUY FROM PARKS AND RECREATION AHD HOLLY'S BOYFRIEND FROM THE OFFICE PRESENT SCREENPLAY AWARDS.
+Gee, I wonder if Social Network will win?
+BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY - SOCIAL NETWORK
+Mila Kunis is really happy to be there. She's being mentioned a lot, which means she is probably safe for an Oscar nom.
+Original screenplay - probably king's speech.
+BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY - THE KING'S SPEECH
+LOL @ Helena's batshit look.
+Dame Emily Blunt and Jimmy Kimmell present Matt Damon a lifetime acheivement award next? WTF?
+Wow, Jennifer Garner does not look good under that lighting.
+Another Jackass parody - Black Swan
+Greg Kinnear presents Director. Hello, David Fincher.
+BEST DIRECTOR - DAVID FINCHER - THE SOCIAL NETWORK
+He's not there. Filming Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
+Emily Blunt with glasses. and Jimmy Kimmel. "But what you may not know is what Matt does off camera." god only knows i've fantasized....
+LOL Emily and Jimmy are actually funny.
+JULIANNE MOORE LOOKS FANTASTIC
+Firth will win Best Actor, me thinks.
+BEST ACTOR - COLIN FIRTH - THE KING'S SPEECH
+This is a pretty bad speech, but he's still charming.
+FAST WINNERS AGAIN!
+BEST COSTUME DESIGN - ALICE IN WONDERLAND
+BEST MAKEUP - ALICE IN WONDERLAND
+BEST EDITING - INCEPTION
+BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY - INCEPTION
+BEST VISUAL EFFECTS - INCEPTION
+BEST ART DIRECTION - INCEPTION
+BEST SOUND - INCEPTION
+So based on that, Inception could have the most Oscar wins of the year.
+Kevin Spacey presents Best Actress. Dear god, he is awful. Natalie will win.
+BEST ACTRESS - NATALIE PORTMAN - BLACK SWAN
+Surprisingly good speech. It seemed like she was about to get a standing O, but it was just one table. LOL.
+Jane Fonda presents Picture. DUH Social.
BEST PICTURE - THE SOCIAL NETWORK

This was an okay show, I guess.

DRESSES I LOVED: Natalie Portman, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone

I would just like to say before they announced Best Picture, they cut to Amy Adams and I yelled OMG NICOLE SWITCHED DRESSES. Seriously, they look exactly alike now.