Sunday, August 29, 2010

Emmy Red Carpet Live Random Thoughts!

Watching E!

The only thing I'll watch on this network that isn't Chelsea Lately or The Soup.

Looking forward to seeing Anna Paquin, Julianna Margulies, January Jones and Lea Michelle.

AND EMILY BLUNT WILL BE THERE!

+Modern Family's Sarah Hyeland looks cute as a button. Can't believe she's 20?
+I'm not sure if I just spotted Anne Hathaway? She did just win last week for guest voicing on The Simpsons.
+Jane Lynch looked lovely and is effortlessly charming.
+E!'s Guilliana is wearing a shiny gorg dress. But she always has that tennis hair! Stop that girl!
+Ugh, the cast of the Jersey Shore. Really? We have to have them there even via satellite???
+LOL the timing is so off on this interview with these losers. Remember when people from Jersey were thought to be huge losers? Now we look up to them??? Yeah, so they really are borderline retarded.
+Eww. Ty Burrell's wife's dress is fugly. It looks like a cat toy. Ty's a cutie though. Too bad he was sandwiched between shots of the Jersey Shore cast and whichever Kardashian that was.
+Yeah, KATHY GRIFFIN. I HOPE SHE TELLS SEACREST TO EAT SHIT.
+Joel McHale - yum yum.
+Kathy Griffin looks nice and relaxed, very pretty. Same for Jayma Mays.
+Kevin McHale is definitely not Joel's brother given his height. He was adorkable.
+True Blood's Rutina Welsey looked amazing. Loved that dress.
+Don't like Emily Deschanel's bangs. At all.
+The Seacrest-Griffin moment was amazing. Maggie's written statement. PERFECTION. Yes, Kathy! BASH THE FUCK OUT OF PARIS HILTON.
+Mark Salling......I need to change pants now. He's a stud if there ever was one.
+Great - Kim Kardashian. There goes my erection. I love how fast Salling ran away from her. Like, he's on a legitimate show and has actual talent. You don't, Kardashian. That goes for ANY Kardashian. Haha, she thinks she's an actual producer.
+LEA MICHELLE! Haha. It took all her acting ability to say she was a fan of Kardashian. Lea looks amazing. I'll just focus on actual talent like Lea. Her bangs look awesome there.
+All the fashions are kinda predictable so far. Everyone looks pretty, but clearly playing it safe.
+Wait. Lea just said Cory will be the golden bikini in the Rocky Horror Picture Show episode. God, even though you gave us the Kardashians, you also gave us that. THANK YOU!
+Claire Danes is apparently now in her 40's. Pretty dress. SPARKLY.
+LOL Nigel asking Claire to be a judge on Ameican Idol. She couldn't get away from his faster.
+SOFIA VERGARA. Ugh, I'd hit it. Hard.
+Eva Longoria's dress is by Robert Rodriguez? Even Eva looks tame.
+Amber Riley is wearing the exact same dress Jennifer Hudson wore to the Oscars a few years ago.
+Not sure about the line going down Sofia's dress.
+Jon Hamm's hair is douchebaggy.
+LOL Ricky Gervais just said his wife is wearing Wal-Mart.
+UGH KATE GOSELIN. WTF? REALLY? Ugh Ugh Ugh.
+It must be said everytime Christina Hendricks enters - JESUS.
+Ryan Murphy - Cory is hot, but I'd rather have Mark Salling wearing the mankini for the RPH ep.
+January Jones is sort of a fashion goddess. I really love her dress. Ryan just asked her "how's it saying so stiff?" Where's Michael Scott when you need him?
+Poor Tina Fey having to come after January Jones.
+Tina just said she'll be a triple loser.
+Hahah. Ryan just alluded to Christina Hendricks', umm.... ssets.
+OMG ANNA PAQUIN IS NEXT. PLEASE MENTION SCREAM 4!!!!!
+They cut to Ross Matthews with Julie Benz, who has the tennis hair. LADIES STOP WITH THE TENNIS HAIR!
+Heather Morris - BRITNEY FROM GLEE IS IN THE HOUSE. "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"
+I'm sorta loving these Zoe Saldana Calvin Klein ads.
+Anna and Stephen Moyer were so much fun. "I'm covering his bits!" Ah, newlyweds. She did not mention Scream 4, though. :-( She looked terrific.
+Jesus HEIDI KLUM'S DRESS. Her hair looks amazing. Way to go with that updo rather tennis hair.
+LOL RICO RODRIGUEZ. OMG he really should have been nominated for Modern Family.
+Matthew Morrison - yum.
+NPH!
+Ewwww Sedgwick. Go away please.
+Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are so damn fun. Amy is rocking the post pregnancy boobs.
+Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks good, pretty earrings.
+Ewww, Julianna Margulies does not look good. This should be her night, but not with that look.
+Hope Davis looks amazing.
+Ok, I switched to NBC.
+This is the first award show I've ever seen in HD and I actually think everyone looks better. You can see a little sweat, but everyone looks great.
+Aww, that moment with Matthew Morrison and his old high school was so sweet.
+Wanda Sykes looks great and is hilarious.
+Julie Bowen has the laziest hair of the night. Maybe this HD isn't so great.
+Maura Tierney looks fantastic. I'm so glad to see her again and happy she's doing ok. And the short hair really suits her.
+JOHN KRAS!!!! Where's EMILY? Oh, she's in the back. LOL John just said Emily Blunt is the new boss on The Office. That would actually be fucking bananas.
+Diana (QUINN FROM GLEE) looks pretty. But I always think she could look better. She's such a pretty girl. THOUGH SHE HAS ONE OF THOSE MADONNA/GWYNETH ACCENTS???
+Rose Byrne apparently came from the 1980's.
+Dexter and Emily Rose are a hot couple.

the show will start in a few minutes and I'll probably occasionally check in during commercial breaks

early best dressed: Lea Michelle & January Jones

GO MODERN FAMILY! GO JANE LYNCH! GO AMY POEHLER!

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