Sunday, January 13, 2013

Globes Red Carpet

+E! tools Guilianna, George and Kelly are pretending to be in the know about what the ladies will be wearing.  Once again, year after year they tell us what we can expect to see and it NEVER happens. 
+Did Guilianna just say "Robbie Patterson" for Robert Pattinson?  There are weird large lamps on the red carpet.
+"Beautiful Creatures" looks kinda good.  At least with that cast, it will have better acting than any "Twilight" movie.
+So, who am I looking forward to seeing tonight: Anne, Nicole, Julianne, Hayden, JLaw, Chastain, Blunt.  Not looking forward to Taylor Swift and Lea Michelle.  Lea will spend the entire evening making it look like she's sitting at the Les Miserables table. 
+E! is doing top 5 most anticipated ladies of the evening.  I bet Lawrence is #1.  Anne Hathaway is #5.  Claire Danes is #4.  Jessica Chastain is #3.  #2 - Jennifer Garner.  LOL I forgot about her?  I used to love her so much.  I'm glad she'll be supporting Ben at all the red carpets.  Yup, Jennifer Lawrence is #1.  I loved her "Hunger Games" premiere dress. 
+LIVE FROM THE RED CARPET BEGINS.  Bring it, ladies.
+E! is really proud that Taylor Swift will only be talking to them.  Though I bet that when I flip to NBC's coverage, she'll be talking to them.  Seacrest just said that those lamp things are heaters. 
+DEBRA MESSING is first.  Looks okay, but the top makes her torso look twice as big as it probably is. 
+Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy.  Claire looks like JLaw's red Oscar dress.
+OMG Amy Adams look like she finally played up that old school look. 
+Hayden Panettiere looks lovely.  So pretty and natural, almost bridal.  Juilanne Hough is in the background.  There goes Nathan Fillion.  E!'s Guilianna looks ridiculous.  I guess anyone standing next to her will look so much better. 
+Katharine McPhee looks pretty fantastic, though don't like the hair too much.  Shit there's a lot of people there already.  Nicole Richie????  Like, why are you there? 
+Zooey Deschanel looks surprisingly old school.  So far, that seems to be the trend.  FUCK Guilianna you look awful.  LOL Eva Longoria is going to be there.  She's really gonna milk that Housewives fame for all its worth.  She'll still be coming to these in 10 years.
+Julianne Hough's look is way too busy.  Connie Britton!  Looking lovely.  Megan Fox - pretty but bland. 
+WOW This is the best Amy Adams has ever looked on a red carpet?  Her hair, in particular, is gorgeous.  Claire Danes dress is a little too bland, given some of her past looks.
+Everyone looks pretty but bland so far. 
+LOL Ad for "The Carrie Diaries."  Does it show her meeting Samantha in the 80's, and Samantha is in her 40's already?  Mean, Darren.
+Downton Abbey's Michelle Dockery looks good.  Alison Pill in red!  Lots of red.  Alyssa Milano?  Are people just walking from their house to the red carpet in hopes they'll get in?  Yeah, I really love Katharine McPhee's dress.  Isla Fisher - lovely.  LOL - I bet Ryan spotted her and was nervous Sacha Baron Cohen was lurking nearby.
+Yeah, I've seen Zooey's dress a million times before.  Red, again.  But it looks good on her. 
+Tina and Amy!  Wow, Tina's hair color is really different. 
+I love Lena Dunham's dress, beautiful color.  Though we need some risk takers!  Everyone is so so so so safe so far.
+Julia Louis-Dreyfus - not really liking it.  But she's probably one of the top 5 funny ladies of television EVER.  Just seeing Hayden's complete dress, was not expecting the bottom was a mermaid.  That being said, she's one of my tops so far. 
+HOLYFUCKINGSHIT TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER LOOK FANFUCKINGTASTIC.  OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.  I hope they OWN this entire night.
+Emily Mortimer looks good.  But her hair is kinda messy.  BRADLEY COOPER talking to JODIE FOSTER!!!!  Mayim Bialik - hmmm.  Not sure about that one.  Oooh Kerry Washington looks good, but I wish that dress was longer.  And DAMN she needs to EAT.
+Morena Baccarin - hmm.  Not liking it.  Sarah Hyland - good.  Julia Louis-Dreyfus looks like she came from a Tim Burton movie.  But its nicer up close.  CHASTAIN!!!!!  Not liking her hair.  JENNIFER LAWRENCE!!!!  Her hair looked perfect.  Didn't see either of their dresses.
+Bradley Cooper - I miss the buff, stached Cooper of last year's Oscars. 
+Two Olympians and Nene Leeks???!?!?!??!?!!  WTF?  I thought Nicole Richie was bad, but....
+Jodie Foster - kinda like it.  Very unlike her to wear that.  NAOMI WATTS!  Love what I'm seeing, dark red.  Finally.  Lucy Liu wearing a print?  Don't like the main color if it.  Olivia Munn -not sure about the top.  Carla Gugino - like it.  SALLY FIELD - looks about what I'd expect from her?  Dunno.  I liked her red dress the other night, obviously she's a trendsetter.
+KRASINSKI & BLUNT!!!  RACHEL WEISZ & DANIEL CRAIG!!  Kinda love Rachel's look.  A good way to do simple. 

SWITCHED IT OVER TO NBC'S OFFICIAL COVERAGE.  Bye, E! losers.

+Damn CRAIG AND WEISZ look fucking incredible.  Just genuine movie stars. 
+Jon Bon Jovi nominated for a song from a movie that isn't even released until February?  How'd that happen?  Jack Black with his mother! 
+NICOLE KIDMAN!!! in black loving it!  Her hair and makeup look amazing.  Love it! 
+Damien Lewis looks hotter than ever on this red carpet. 
+Jimmy Fallon!  Lucy Liu, on second thought, looks kinda terrible.  That hair is like something from a bad fantasy show.  Emily Blunt kinda looks like a belly dancer.  Those side cutouts are really popular.  Hmm, did the people from E! mention that?  Probably not.
+Jennifer Lawrence looks pretty.  She's about a foot taller than Al Roker.  Anne Hathaway looks good.  Not her best, but still very pretty. 
+Daniel Day-Lewis seems to have aged several years since Thursday's BFCA.  Kevin Costner with daughter/wife.  Adele arrives!  OMG Julianne Moore looks incredible!  Jesus, she stopped again about 5-6 years ago.  Hugh Jackman with a thick beard (not his wife!)  Richard Gere - LOL Whatever happened to his wife?  Wasn't she on "Law and Order"???  WTF IS HALLE BERRY WEARING???
+Adele looks good, but dressed exactly like you'd expect her to be.  Jon Hamm!  The Hamm hotness never gets old.  Denzel with his daughter. 
+NBC isn't as efficient with their coverage as E! sadly.  Ewan McGregor!  Looking good.  LEONARDO DICAPRIO DID SHOW UP!  Helen Mirren looks kinda crazy.  Helen just said Tina Fey always pokes fun at her?  Oh man, Chastain's dress is a NO.  Doesn't go with the hair.  I like the color, but its just not there.  Sorry, girl!
+Haven't seen yet: Julia Roberts, Marion Cotillard, Amanda Seyfried, Helen Hunt, Sofia Vergara
+There's Sofia.  Black Jessica Rabbit dress.  WTF Jay Leno is there.  In full Jay Leno mode.
+Haven't seen Meryl, the Afflecks either.  5 minutes to go.

I'll close this post for now.  Looking forward to perusing pictures to figure out Best Dressed.  Some interesting looks to choose from, even if most were really bland. 

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