Monday, January 7, 2019

The 76th GOLDEN GLOBE Winners

BEST MOTION PICTURE - DRAMA: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
BEST MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY/MUSICAL: GREEN BOOK
BEST DIRECTOR: ALFONSO CUARON - ROMA
BEST SCREENPLAY: GREEN BOOK
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE - DRAMA: RAMI MALEK - BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE - DRAMA: GLENN CLOSE - THE WIFE
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY/MUSICAL: CHRISTIAN BALE - VICE
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE - COMEDY/MUSICAL: OLIVIA COLMAN - THE FAVOURITE
BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE: MAHERSHALA ALI - GREEN BOOK
BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE: REGINA KING - IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK
BEST SCORE: FIRST MAN
BEST SONG: "SHALLOW" - A STAR IS BORN
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: ROMA

BEST SERIES - DRAMA: THE AMERICANS
BEST SERIES - COMEDY/MUSICAL: THE KOMINSKY METHOD
BEST LIMITED SERIES/TV MOVIE: THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE: AMERICAN CRIME STORY
BEST ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES: RICHARD MADDEN - BODYGUARD
BEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES: SANDRA OH - KILLING EVE
BEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY/MUSICAL SERIES: MICHAEL DOUGLAS - THE KOMINSKY METHOD
BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY/MUSICAL SERIES: RACHEL BROSNAHAN - THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL
BEST ACTOR IN A LIMITED SERIES/TV MOVIE: DARREN CRISS - THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE: AMERICAN CRIME STORY
BEST ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES/TV MOVIE: PATRICIA ARQUETTE - ESCAPE AT DANAMORRA
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR - ALL TELEVISION: BEN WHISHAW - A VERY ENGLISH SCANDAL
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - ALL TELEVISION: PATRICIA CLARKSON - SHARP OBJECTS

Welp, that was an ending. So much right, yet so much wrong. Can't believe A Star Is Born only won one award. But really: they went with the two biggest backlash-friendly films of the season as their winners. I don't think I've been so angry since Crash won Picture at the Oscars. I literally yelled ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? when Nicole announced Bohemian as the winner. AND GOD DAMN IT NOW I HAVE TO ASSOCIATE MY NICOLE WITH THIS BULLSHIT!??!?!

So a film won Picture and Actor and the director wasn't thanked at all? Hmm.

12/25 (+6 alts)

Andy and Sandra were a bit rocky during the monologue, but their bits during the show were great. FLU SHOT! Amy and Maya, of course, were wonderful, too.

And random thoughts:
+Emma Stone yelling "I'm sorry!" off screen at the Aloha joke was probably the funniest part of the night that most people missed.
+I don't like the new design of the statue. It looks cheap, and yet it's probably twice as expensive.
+Crazy Amy Pascal during Spider-Man win - she seems so fun.
+The ladies of The Favourite should host the Oscars.
+Olivia Colman is a god damn delight.
+Gaga makes Jenna Maroney's LIVING THEATRICALLY her life mission. Wear a smaller dress next time.
+Jamie Lee Curtis and Ben Stiller were an inspired pairing. AND YES MENTION THAT HUGE HALLOWEEN OPENING!
+Surprise presenter Taylor Swift! Cats is coming next year! She looked good, and I forgot her boyfriend would be there.
+I loved Patricia Clarkson hugging so many people on her way to the podium. It was like "Oh, hey, I worked with you!"
+Linda Cardellini had the best seat in the house and people kept thanking her. Is she dating Bill Murray, though?
+JEFF BRIDGES!!!!
+CAROL BURNETT!!!!
+Chris Pine is hot, but I wanted Pfeiffer to give Jeff the award.
+Regina's speech was sooo good. Her son was so sweet on the red carpet. Mama raised a good son!
+Mahershala is a classy guy, but I get the feeling he wishes he didn't do Green Book.
+Christian Bale was kinda drunk and I'm here for it. Drunk Christian Bale can host the Oscars. He mentioned playing Mitch McConnell next and thanked Satan. Here for this.
+Both of Alfonso's wins - it felt like forever until he got to the stage. Took me forever to figure out Julianne Moore at his table and what they worked on. Also, why did Richard Madden kiss Julianne before his date? Richard is yummy.
+Fosse Verdon ad! I didn't even know it was into filming that much?
+Why did they not mention Hathaway being a Golden Globe winner but did her co-presenter Jessica Chastain? Wut.
+Glenn Close got 2 standing O's. Yup, I think the Oscar is hers. Gaga wins Song, Glenn wins Actress. I think this was clear as day for most of the season, but I just bought into the hype recently. Stupid me.
+Dick Van Dyke and Emily Blunt get a Standing O'. It was equal. Let me live in my dream world.
+Kind of a disappointing night as far as new GIFs are concerned.

Here's one and it's appropriate...


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