Watching E! for the next 2 hours, then switching over to NBC's official coverage. Even after all these years, I still wonder how Kelly Osbourne manages to keep her job with E! Does she have something on them? Yeah, don't get it at all. They are doing their most anticipated people, and so far named Emma Watson (who as they pointed out is making her Globe debut), Kerry Washington, Cate Blanchett and Emma Stone. They probably have no idea who Maslany is. I forgot Kerry is pregnant, as is Olivia Wilde. Lots of ads for Labor Day. LOL. I wonder if Kate will show?
I like Guilianna's dress, it would look good on someone relevant. Oh, wow, JLaw at #2, not #1. Shock. I guess Lupita will be #1. (Bullock was #3.) They are now playing a game. Ross Matthews is wearing more makeup than G or Kelly. LOL - Kelly saying Lucy Liu's fishtale braid was the fashion moment of the night last year? WTF? Just.... They are doing fashion risks of the past. I'm glad they realized that Helena Bonham Carter isn't trying to be worst dressed, that her tastes reflects her personality. I always hate when people put HBC as worst dressed. Yes, she's a fashion trainwreck most of the time, but she's fun and looks herself. Who cares? E! is doing an American Hustle fashion makeover. This is more of the type of thing they should do on these "Countdown To the Red Carpet" shows. They did Black Swan one year. I want more stuff like this. Eww, the girl with the Amy Adams makeover looks awful. Nevermind, these people look awful. "I couldn't believe how much I looked like her in the movie." YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE HER!!!! They look like kids playing dressup and it doesn't look very 70's. I guess this just goes to show how right the film got it. "You guys seriously look like the characters in American Hustle." NOW THEY FUCKING DON'T. OMG. E! gets worse and worse every year.
So, my most anticipated of the night: JLaw, the Emma's, Tatiana Maslany, Julie Delpy, Greta Gerwig, Taylor Schilling, Emma Thompson (the older Emma LOL), Bullock, Diane Keaton (OMG I know she's delivering someone else's speech but still) and am oddly happy to have Julia back as a nominee. Just about everyone. FUCK YEAH GOLDEN GLOBES.
Julia is E!'s #1. Yeah, I love the return of a true movie star and I love the dress they want her to wear. Lupita Nyong'o is there wearing a red dress with a cape. I'm not that crazy about it. I appreciate it, but don't love it. I think she'll kill it the rest of the season. I'm sure a lot of people will pick her as #1. So, pics are leaking online I'm guessing from stylists. Seeing Naomi Watts already. Looks okay. Hubbie looks delish as always.
So I knew they were going to use "Counting Stars" as the lead-in song. E!'s Red Carpet officially begins. Zooey Deschanel up first. Looks like something Lena Dunham would wear. Love the hair, though with the flower in it. Dress is too cutesy. Aubrey Plaza in purple. Aaron Eckhart looking hot as always. Golden Globe red carpet is for people with serious ADD, just nothing but stars bouncing back and forth. Hayden Panettiere in black and white Tom Ford. Kinda love it, not loving the slicked back hair. (Yes, E!, let's cut to Ross and Kelly being annoying instead of showing all the stars that have just arrived.) Think I just saw Margot Robbie!
Anna Gunn looks pretty good. Ryan Seacrest is talking to Kevin Spacey. LOLOLOL. So many obvious jokes. Amber Heard arrives. Pretty good! Leslie Mann, pretty as always. OMG JUST SAW MONICA POTTER PIC ONLINE. SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!! I kinda hope she wins. E! just had Tatiana, hmm, that dress. I think I've seen it before? Can't remember I think Jessica Biel wore a similar one. Not feeling her makeup though. Still, hope she wins! *fingers crossed* UGH E! there is no shortage of stars behind you, stop talking about what you are wearing and your hair. NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Lena Dunahm arrives in yellow.
Okay, seeing Tatiana online - like the dress. Not crazy about hair or makeup. Should have gone more fun and flirty. Sarah Hyland with the Swiss Miss braid thing. She stands out in pink. Anna Gunn and Monica Potter talking in the background. Seacrest has Naomi and Liev. Like Naomi's dress but hair is way too casual. Ugh, LIEV WILL NEVER NOT BE HOT AS BALLS. So hot in a tux. Michelle Dockery looks good. LOL I'm hearing Amy Adams is wearing a red dress with a cape too. OMG Someone else do it, too! Like what Margot Robbie is wearing, reminds me a bit of Claire Danes thing from 2 years ago.
Aww, that ad on E! from Bing with Brave Women was kinda amazing? Really inspiring.
Back to superficial bullshit!
Lena Dunham - lol its like a mumblecore bombshell. Just a dress we've seen many many times before. CHRIS PRATT!!!!!! Looks like he's gained some weight back. Zosia Mamet, kinda love it. Allison Williams - the GIRLS have arrived. Elisabeth Moss is very sleek, reminds me of that oily thing Nicole Kidman wore at the Oscars. LOL Guilianna just said 2 Years a Slave. She has Lupita, who does look amazing. I don't know, she just makes that look so effortless. OKAY I'm seeing Amy's red cape! It's different than Lupita's. Looks very 70's from what little I see, not crazy about the hair. Will Forte on E! right now. Seth Meyers is whistling. LOL. Andy Samberg. LOL SNL PEOPLE HAVE ARRIVED!!!! Andy looks so cute. I think they just talked to Elisabeth Moss for 6 years. Seeing June Squibb - LOL even she is wearing red. Everyone in red.
Matthew McConaughey in green! E! has Tina and Amy. They look fab from the neck up, not feeling Tina's dress. Poehler looks fab. LOL Tina just said she's gonna roll down the stairs like Leo in WOWS. QUELUDES!!!!! LOL they got Eric Stonestreet out of the way really fast to make way for Amy Adams. She lost the cape! It's very 70's, I kinda love it. Wish the hair was a little different. Very sexy. I get the feeling I'm gonna go back and forth on it all night. Kaley Cuoco now has a hyphenated last name. Cuz that always works out well in Hollywood.
Elisabeth Moss doing what we all want to:
LOL - GO MOSS!!!!
Leo arrived!!!!! I see Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally! RON AND TAMMY 2!!!!! Rich Kids of Beverly hills - you stay classy E!. OMFG CATE BLANCHETT.
From the neck up...
THAT'S A FUCKING MOVIE STAR. REALLY BOW DOWN EVERYONE. Want to see the whole dress. Samberg just talking football, and Seacrest looked confused. About how I would look. Interviewing Jonah Hill, now Margot Robbit! Margot looks like a cross between Jamie Pressley and Emma Stone. Brad Cooper just arrived. Margot just shut down Seacrest by saying they met in Argentina. LOL now I love Margot forever.
LMAO EMMA WATSON IN RED TOO. IF JLAW SHOWS UP IN RED...
SWITCHED OVER TO NBC OFFICIAL RED CARPET!!!
Okay, NBC lady just said Amy is nominated in supporting. Ugh, come on reporters get your shit together. Taylor Schilling, like that she's wearing green but that's really lame hair. Love her though. Michael Douglas with a pirate goattee. Why is Matt Lauer wearing sunglasses while interviewing people? Douchbag move! Robert Redford looks lost. LOL. Sandra Bullock! Starting to really show her age, not bashing just noticing. Not feeling the dress, but can't see the whole thing. Oh wow, just saw Lily Rabe and kinda nuts about it? Nice risk there.
Eh, not liking Emma Watson. Way too plain. Man, that's disappointing. LOL. Aww, Jennifer Lawrence's is OKAY. It's just..unspectacular? Sofia Vergara very nice as usual. She usually looks good and sexy but kinda forgettable. Not loving Kerry Washington either. Damn, the last couple spottings have been really bleh. We started off so strong!
OMG REESE has a bob! I'm dying. She looks really curvy? Kinda love it. Martin Scorsese in the house, looking lovely. LOl couldn't resist. Jimmy Fallon! Oh, Chris Christie joke. OMG Helen Mirren love the green! Julianna Margulies looks fantastic - when she's on she's on. Okay I see all of Cate Blanchett now. Love it, but someone just said it looks like something that Nicole Kidman would have already worn and this is so true. Hmmm. Taylor Swift - eh, looked better last year.
Sarah Paulson is dressed like a 13 year old girl, but I still love her. Okay, I just saw Emma Watson from behind. WTF!!!!! This is like the most disasterous/awesome red carpet ever? Everyone major is kinda failing?
Emma Thompson looks like some kind of insane rich Beverly Hills wife. It's insane but hilarious. LOL this woman asking them questions is the worst. Kinda love Jessica Chastain. She's probably the best of the majors. Ugh, I just want to watch Tina and Amy everywhere. They've hit the red carpet appearances out of the park so far. Here's hoping the show is just as great! 30 minutes to go. Amy said that she hopes no one walks away with hurt feelings - HEAR THAT TAYLOR SWIFT???
Heidi Klum - FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME WHY ARE YOU THERE? She just shows up and they let her in. I'd die to see her taken away by security. Okay, the hair is a little off but CHASTAIN IS KILLING IT!!!! OMG. She might be best? Melissa McCarthy looking okay, she loves the polar vortex. Haven't seen Julia Roberts yet, everyone is mixed on her though. Need to see it now! Chris Pine with a beard! AN ACTUAL BEARD!!!! Ugh, fuck me.
LOL J LAW.
Okay, just saw Paula Patton. Thank god she's there she looks fucking horrible and will hopefully be a mess during the show. YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia Roberts - kinda love it maybe? It's certainly a risk and I love that it looks like very mid 90's chic. LOL. Sally Hawkins looks pretty good, surprisingly. Still haven't seen Meryl, Greta, JLD or Delpy. Pregnant Olivia Wilde looking pretty good. Matt Damon looking very mature and sexy. Showing his age and I like it. Always be one of my faves. Robin Wright and her younger fiance Ben Foster looking sexy as fuck. MMMMM. OH FUCK JUST SAW MILA KUNIS AND LOVE IT!!! WOW.
Josh Charles is hot and has a very young looking new wife. Yeah, I'm seeing Cate up close and it really does seem like a leftover Kidman look, still one of the best of the night. Drew Barrymore and Zoe Saldana look terrible. OMG this red carpet is just something else.
OH HOLY FUCK KATE BECKINSALE - HER DRESS IS AMAZING!!!!! WOW.
We're almost done. I don't think I'll be livebloggin the actual show. Think I just wanna sit back and enjoy this one. I'll be back after the show with winners and Darren thoughts and the like. Have a great Globes. This is one trainwreck of a red carpet, which made things interesting.
Go Tatiana! Go Amy Adams! Go Globes. It's Tina and Amy's world, we're just living in it.
Have a fun night everyone! See you in a few!
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