+Why is Kelly Osbourne considered a fashion expert when she looks terrible most of the time and I can't tell if her hair is gray or purple? Why would it be EITHER?
+Sharon Osbourne is there for probably just having a show on NBC.
+RED CARPET OFFICIALLY BEGINS!!! Come on ladies, let's see some big risks.
+Ricky Gervais first up! Ryan asks if things have been blown out of proportion about him hosting. Gee, ya think?
+George Clooney arrives?? EARLY! Looks the same as always.
+Is E! going to be obsessing over the arrivals of the GLEE cast this year like the past two years? So far they really haven't mentioned them. That officially does it: GLEE is over.
+Ad for THE VOW - This is going to be Channing Tatum's year between this and MAGIC MIKE? Aww, I love you Rachel McAdams. I wonder if she's coming tonight?
+Stacey Kiebler - a name that makes me crave cookies - looks way too safe. Come on, you're with George. Work it, gir.
+Sarah Hyland of MODERN FAMILY arrives. Or Mila Kunis' little sister. Chris Colfer!
+OCTAVIA SPENCER AND MELISSA MCCARTHY!!! Look gorgeous from waist up!
+Claire Danes just made my jaw drop! I'm loving that!
+Piper Perabo - OMFG!!! That's awful. She looks like she's going to pass out.
+OH FUCK GUYS! Remember my confusing over Amy Adams and Nicole Kidman? Jessica Chastain just arrived and I thought it was Amy. Jessica looks very old school. I can't see anyone's total look so far, other than Perabo.
+JEAN DUJARDIN and the dog from THE ARTIST!!! LMAO!!! Jean is so sexy it hurts.
+Sarah Michelle Gellar!!! OOH, not liking it. Elle McPherson hasn't aged. Adam Levine is there because the show is on NBC, like his show.
+Penelope Ann Miller looks FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!! Love that look. Sarah Paulson - eh. Amanda Peet is wearing a bunch of tablecloths.
+Debra Messing too much smokey eyeshadow. Melissa McCarthy looks very campy 1960's? But I like it!
+FUCK I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR! I don't care that the dress is way too over the top.
+Josh Brolin and Diane Lane look good. Jessica Chastain looks not that good. She seems really fake too? She talks kinda weird too?
+Paula Patton in yellow lookin nice. Ryan is interviewing Nicole Richie who apparently will never go away. She looks okay.
+SOFIA VERGARA!!! SHAILENE WOODLEY looks amazing! Though it makes her boobs very saggy. MADELINE STOWE! Lol Between her, McPherson and Miller is it 1992?
+Rooney Mara is like some kind of red carpet goth chick. I kinda wish her sister was getting this level of exposure, Kate seems less snobby.
+FUCK ME DIANE LANE!!! Ugh, the most beautiful woman. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE her. She looks amazing!!!
+Ugh, cut your hair Gerard Butler. Vergara looks way too - oh god i can't believe i'm about to type this - plain? Her dress is just too blah! Too traditional. She's so fun though.
+Frieda Pinto looks okay. I can't believe she's still around? LOL. That was mean, Darren.
+LMAO Julie Bowen looks like some kind of stupid Disney princess. God, why can't this woman ever get it right?
+I really don't know how I feel about Rooney's dress. I feel like she's worn it before.
+KRISTEN WIIG!!! LOOKS FUCKING STONED!!!
+LOL The Deschanel sisters! Both look terrible. Awesome.
+Jane Lynch! Jonah Hill! Bryan Cranston! People!
+Viola Davis looking sexy! Love the deep red!
+Seth Rogen arrives and Charlize Theron just behind him. I wanna see Charlize NOW!
+Matthew Morrison needs to get the memo that no one cares about him or his show now.
I JUST SWITCHED OVER TO NBC OFFICIAL COVERAGE. Bye, E!
+Brad and Angelina look pretty great. True movie stars. I love how E! like just cut everything else to go to them.
+OMFG I LOVE CHARLIZE!!! That's how you do a princess look!!!!
+This is a pretty great red carpet so far???!!!!!
+Julianna Margulies looks pretty good, but I feel that look is last year's Globes.
+Zooey Deschanel looks like a parody of herself.
+Laura Dern!!!!!!!!!!! I love her so much! I miss her? Oddly. Nice risk she took with hat dress, I kinda like it. Might need to think about it some more.
+Michelle Williams. Hmmmm. HEADBAND!!!! Headbands are in! I'm sorta loving that? I don't know about this dress. LOL @ Michelle pointing out the chanting behind her. LOL even Carson points out how nervous Michelle is.
+LOL Carson just "sent it over" to Natalie. Remember Julia Roberts two years ago? "Who's Natalie?" All-time greatest red carpet moment. That and Gary Busey attacking Jennifer Garner, then Laura Linney trying to save her.
+Nicole Richie sucking up to the Asian reporter girl. I liked Nicole better when she was a trainwreck.
+Elton John for the GNOMEO AND JULIET song!!! I LOVE THAT SONG!! Lol Elton John just said Madonna had no fucking chance of winning.
+Rob Lowe said Amy Poehler has a bad drinking problem.
+Mary J Blige looks terrific.
+Evan Rachel Wood - now that's like a real mermaid dress!
Still haven't seen Kate Winslet, Nicole Kidman, Tilda Swinton or Emma Stone.
+Salma Hayek's top part of her dress looks like the stage of 1970's game show?
+Channing Tatum!
+I bet Salma Hayek hates Sofia Vergara.
+Mila Kunis looking very elegant, but I miss her pops of color from last year.
+Natalie Portman! WOW Looking better here than she looked all last season - no dis on the prego.
+Madonna and Andrea Riseborough were interesting. They both look like they stole style tips from Patricia Arquette. Not good, ladies.
+Matt Le Blanc for this show, with Andrea Anders! I miss Better Off Ted! Matt Le Blanc always seems like such a dick.
+OMFG MERYL STREEP LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A LINEDANCE!!!!
+Tina Fey looks pretty good.
+Ryan Kwanten would show up to the opening of an envelope.
+LOL Owen Wilson looks plastic.
+EMMAMMAMAMAMMW STOSTONSOSTONENNEENNE
+Emma Stone looks fucking a-mah-zing but I'm not sure about that eagle belt thing. I love her so. She's so fucking down to earth and has a healthy self esteem, not obnoxious like some people. LOVE HER LOVE HER LOVE HER. The Project Hollywood story she told was awesome.
+Okay, Nicole's dress is interesting. I have no idea. I'm so mixed on it? It looks like a variation of her last Oscar dress, but better. I have no idea.
+LOL Glenn Close. "your transformation as a man"
+REESE!!!! I like it, its sorta trashy and simple. She's hanging out with Chelsea too much. HEHEHE.
Okay, I think I'll leave it at that before the show. Be back during some commercial breaks or in case it turns genuinely awful.
I hope not, this is a great red carpet so far. Loved Claire Danes, Angelina Jolie, Emma Stone, Diane Lane and several others. You brought it, ladies.
HAVE FUN EVERYONE.
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