Globe Thoughts!

+Thought Gervais killed it. I love how no one really wanted to look in the camera for long. Jodie Foster's Beaver and Kim K/Kate Middleton. AWESOME! Depp still hasn't seen The Tourist.

+Plummer wins. Sorta rambling, but nice speech. Love his shoutout to Ewan who deserved so much more for that movie. He should be nominated!

+DERN! Love her, but Amy really deserved this.

+Julianne Moore and Rob Lowe lose the teleprompted. Moore looks FAB!

+DOWNTON ABBY wins. Cougarton Abby should clean up next year.

+KATE WINSET! "I'd like to thank the Globes for giving me the award." Nice, Kate. Evan was happy she won.

+Glenn Close is talking to Jane Lynch. There aren't as many random cuts to the audience as last year. Damn it.

+LOL IS PAULA PATTON STONED OUT OF HER MIND???? She's so happy.

+Everyone is touching/greeting Charlize? Laura Linney just did. So did Laura Dern on her way up to get her trophy.

+Amy Poehler was just LOLing at seemingly nothing, cuz Will Arnett and Tina Fey were looking elsewhere.

+Jake presents Marilyn, cuz he's Michelle's daughter's godfather.

+I didn't really care about any of those winners - Homeland, Grammar, haven't seen either.

+Andie MacDowell's daughter, Miss Golden Globe, looks like she's going to pass out.

+Natalie Portman is sitting with Nicole and Keith.

+The Artist score winner is very french.

+Lol Missi Pyle was very happy Madonna won. "I'm not French, I have no excuse." Nice, madge. Is she going to let her fellow winners talk?

+Someone just had to tell Julianne Moore something very important.

+LOL Elton John looked so bored with Madonna.

+Someone named Melton Gumball or some shit is presenting. She's from Turkey. WTF was that? Okay, we are just gonna have random actors from the world say random shit.

+This show started off kinda dull or the alcohol is starting to take effect, cuz I'm enjoying it.

+Maybe Paula Patton just did that to me. Jesus, what the fuck was she on?

+LOL Debra Messing and Katherine McPhee. "this is one of the most prestigious awards for any actor" nice Debra.

+YAH IDRIS ELBA!!!! I've never seen Luther. He got a stache!

+Dustin Hoffman looked so bored.

+Dominic West is so hot, but he just realized his finger was in his mouth.

+Did Busy Phillips and Michelle co-ordinate their outfits.

+Kate Beckinsale and Seth Rogen. LOL ROGEN'S ERECTION JOKE WAS AWESOME!!!

+OMG Jodie Foster's kids look just like her.

+Charlize is stoned!

+KRISTEN WIIG GOT LOUD APPLAUSE

+MICHELLE WILLIAMS!!!! WINS!!!!!

HERE WE GO, DELIVER IT GIRL! SHE LOOKS SCARED TO DEATH.

+FUCK THAT WAS A SPEECH!! great job, michelle.

+LOL SMG and Piper have a competition to see who can have the biggest, tackiest dress. Piper is clearly having fun, though.

+LOL @ Jesse Tyler Ferguson's WHATEVER behind Eric.

+DINKLAGE - STATION AGENT RETURNS!

+Clooney makes fun of Pitt, nice.

+Jessica Alba and Channing Tatum fill in the "bland but hot" role. I like Channing better when he's fat.

+SHIT TIN TIN BEATS RANGO?????? Oh, cuz of Spielberg. LOL Paula Patton is giving him a standing O.

+Hey, there was Michelle Pfeiffer.

+Katherine McPhee was just talking to Michelle Williams, probably asking her how she got her talent.

+Ewan McGregor gets better and hotter with age. LOVE HIM. He presents 50/50, starring JG-L who also gets better and hotter with age.

+CLIVE AND NICOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+OMG OK I LOVE NICOLE'S DRESS!!!!!

+SHE LOOKS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!!!!

+Is the Dean from Community going to win?

+WOOODDY!!!!!! I'm so happy he won!!!!

+Owen Wilson looks happy.

+LOL@NICOLE - COME AND GET IT WOODY!!!

+Shit, Felicity Huffman looks stunning!

+OMG!!!! FELICITY AND WILLIAM WERE HILARIOUS!!!! SINGING!!!!

+Evan Rachel Wood looked bored.

+Shit, Jessica Lange looks trashed.

+SHE WON!!! OMG SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE!!! Meryl Streep looks happy, in her country western gettup. She realized Jessica looks worse, so she's happy.

+AWESOME MADONNA getting some digs in. Angelina loses. A SEPARATION wins.

+Shailene looks bored, Emma Stone looks happy.

+Dustin Hoffman is a 6-time Golden Globe winner. The Killing actress - I don't know how to spell or say her name - is so white. LOL @ the Callie Thorne woman? Yeah, that was bought.

+CLAIRE DANES wins. Random cut to Penelope Ann Miller who looked embarassed.

+EMILY BLUNT presents BRIDESMAIDS!!!!!!! Emily looks gorgeous.

+Jane Lynch and Tina Fey present TV COMEDY ACTOR, which will suck no matter who wins it. And Matt Le Blanc does.

+Bradley Cooper, who is not gay at all, presents Supporting Actress to OCTAVIA who gives a mostly great speech. Shocked, but happy. MELISSA MCCARTHY WAS BAWLING!!! LOVE IT

+Paula Patton was very happy, too.

+Reese presents The Descendants. She reminds us that she worked with Alexander Payne before she only appeared in shit.

+Sidney Poitier comes out to present Mogran Freeman with the Red Buttons Lifetime Achievement Award for Dramatic Musical or Comedy.

+Paula Patton is very happy.

+Helen Mirren is there. I wish Patton was presenting this. LOL @ (Sir) Ben Kingsley's date is sitting on his lap.

+Seven. Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box. I would have loved a cut to Angelina during that.

+OMFG Sarah Michelle Gellar is talking with Albert Brooks. Does that complete my life for some odd reason?

+Robert Downey Jr in an evening gown tux. Presenting The Artist.

+LOL Charlize looks at it like she's looking at an autistic kid.

+Angelina! FIERCE!!!! Presenting Director.

+LOL Busy and Michelle switched seats.

+SCORSESE WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

+OMG Leo is sitting JGL. Handjobs under the table?

+Sacha Baron Cohen is very happy to be there. Where is Chloe Moretz? Bitch is fierce.

+Antonio and Salma present Comedy Series. MODERN FAMILY wins (bout 6 months too late.)

+The Schmidt guy on New Girl is hot. Darren want.

+OMFG Sofia and Steven Levitan are funnier than anything Modern Family has done in awhile.

+Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer, my true love! Looks beautiful but she's unfortunately there to present War Horse.

+Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel, who is wearing the world's oldest wedding dress.

+I wish Brendan Gleeson would win something. I wish Joseph Gordon Levitt would be on me.

+JEAN DUJARDIN, who I also want on me, wins. LOL Laura Dern looked so awkward when they cut to her.

+Ugh, I love Jean! So charming. LOL Viola is getting tanked for her upcoming speech as someone pours her some champagne. OMG TILDA!!!! TILDA IS THERE FINALLY!!!

+Queen Latifah presents The Help. Missi Pyle gives her a whistle, remember their fight from Bringing Down the House.

+Is Bryce Howard not there despite being in 2 Picture nominees?

+Tate Taylor is HOT HOT HOT.

+Ricky says Colin Firth is very racist. *cut to The Help table*

+Okay, Drama Actress. Viola or Meryl? I said Viola, standing by it. TILDA SWINTON!!! WHO IS EMBARASSED LOVE HER.

+Meryl wins. SHOCK! SHIT! OMG Glenn close just looked like she was about to explode. Meryl gets standing O. Madeline Stowe just reminds herself to stand up? WTF.

+Meryl just swore. Shit, Viola looks mad. Oh, she just namechecked the Pariah actress? AWESOME. And Mia Wasacowska.

+LOL Salma looked confused.

+Meryl knows Viola is probably mad and gives her a shoutout.

+THE ARTIST takes Comedy/Musical. Piper Perabo looks politely annoyed by this.

+Berenice Bejo needs a dress to match her beauty. OMG THE DOG IS ON STAGE. Where's John Goodman?

+Did Harvey Weinstein buy these? Madonna, Micelle, Meryl, The Artist?

+Natalie's dress, not so high on it now. FASSBENDER FASSBENDMEOVER.. HOTTIE LINEUP.

+George Clooney wins. Boo-ring. God, he's going to be the worst 2-time Oscar winner since Swank.

+Even George loves Michael's dong.

+Shailene looks bored.

+Harrison Ford presents Drama. THE DESCENDANTS WINS.

Pretty good show. I guess Paula Patton has been passed out in the bathroom for the past hour. Fashion thoughts later in the week!