Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Box Office: 'Something' Blew

1. Thor - $62m / $62m / $185m
2. Fast Five - $35m / $144m / $215m
3. Something Borrowed - $13m / $13m / $38m
4. Jumping the Broom - $10m / $10m / $29m
5. Rio - $9m / $116m / $145m
6. Water for Elephants - $5.5m / $41.5m / $58m
7. Madea's Big Happy Family - $4.5m / $47.5m / $59m
8. Prom - $2.6m / $8m / $12.5m
9. Hoodwinked Too - $2.2m / $7m / $11m
10. Soul Surfer - $2m / $36.5m / $41m

Summer is here! Fun box office! Yah! Thor is earning pretty good reviews and will play like a mini-Iron Man, exposing Chris Hemsworth's sexy bulky legs. Fast Five's performance is ridiculous, and will ensure me scratching my head in two years over Furious Six's performance. Jumping the Broom will be hurt by the fact that it seems no movies for black audiences succeed unless Tyler Perry had something to do with them. Lastly, Something Borrowed. Oh god. Can I just say that this looks like the biggest piece of shit to hit theatres in ages? The trailer was the laziest, most bland looking pile. That title is way too appropriate. Apparently the movie is as terrible as it looks. Poor John Krasinski. Ugh - this movie is making me mad. Thank god for Bridesmaids next week.

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