Oscar Red Carpet...

I have to suffer through E! for an hour. Guilliana is getting worse each year. She used to be pretty good.

+Jennifer Lawrence is first to arrive. Her look is pretty, clean, and her hair and makeup are flawless. That being said, that dress is too bland for the Oscars.
+Josh Hutcherson from Kids Are All Right - looking good, holy fuck he is short.
+Hailee Steinfeld arrives and looks like a princess. amazing.
+Damn - Melissa Leo's dress is interesting. Shit, three nominees in the first ten minutes?
+MILA KUNIS!!!!!
+ARMIE HAMMER!!!!!
+Mila looks good, bland too. What's with the blandness???
+More shots of Jennifer Lawrence - perfect hair and makeup, but ugh the dress is so boring!
+Armie Hammer's wife must be six foot.
+IS THAT DAPHNE ZUNIGA???
+LOL Michelle Williams is in her limo just sitting.
+Hailee is well spoken, Ryan.
+Florence is right behind Hailee.
+JACKI WEAVER!!!! She's shorter than Ryan and Hailee
+MICHELLE WILLIAMS IS WITH BUSY PHILLIPS!!!!
+On second thought, don't like Mila's dress at all.
+AMY ADAMS - ewwww, not that good.
+I thought it was Nicole at first.
+Mandy Moore looks really odd. Like she doesn't look the same.
+Stop with the Goodyear Blimp!
+Russell Brand arrives with his Mom.
+Michelle Williams is so far my best dressed pic. I don't recall the last time short hair has worked so well for an actress.
+I switched to TV Land for a bit. Russell Brand again.
+I'm not sure I can handle this multitasking. My eyes are hurting.
+Eh, Amy is okay. She's always sorta disappointing.
+This red carpet is pretty dull.
+Hopefully, Nicole will arrive and save it.
+Zachary Levi - so hot.
+Amy said she's more present than what she's been in the past. LOL - was she high before? She said she's nervous.
+ANNE IS ON THE RED CARPET!!!!!!!!!
+Wow, Jennifer Hduson looks terrific!
FINALLY SOME REAL FASHION!!!!
+Ok, E! people shut up about Mila Kunis - that dress sucks.
+I can't get over how Amy and Nicole are the same person.
+On second thought, I'm 99% sure Amy is stoned.
+TV Guide is interviewing Darren Aronofsky - who you shouldn't let near your children based on that stache.
+TV GUIDE has TABITHA FROM SALON TAKEOVER!!!!
+JESSE EISENBERG!!!!
+LOL - I love how everyone is crossing the street to get there. I keep waiting for someone to get hit by a car.
+Geoffrey Rush isn't wearing a hat for once.
+EWWWW CATE BLANCHETT THAT IS LIKE AN EASTER DECORATION???
+J. Hud's dress is great, but the hair is too much.
+Ryan is terrible at shooing people along.
+Okay guys.

Disappointing to tell you this, but an hour into the red carpet, I'm calling the live blogging quits. Looking from the comp to the TV to the comp to the TV is killing my eyes. So, I bid you a very happy Oscar night!

Hopefully, Nicole and Natalie will put this red carpet out of its misery.