GOLDEN GLOBE RANDOM THOUGHTS

OMG I love you Ricky Gervais. I couldn't tell if the audience was trying to contain their laughter when they cut to random people of it they were really mad. AWESOME! Especially The Tourist stuff.

CHRISTIAN BALE proves to be a classy winner, if a bit long. Good job.

KATEY SAGAL. Man, I was really happy for her. She was my ALT, and I've never seen Sons of Anarchy, but I was still elated she won.

Damn, I shouldn't have switched CARLOS to The Pacific. Julianne Moore is kissing all the winners. Aww. WTF was Robert Pattinson doing when the camera panned by him.

Ashton Kutcher's dad, Bruce Willis. Awesome, Ricky.

EWWW Leighton Meester's dress. Garrett Hedlund's voice - is that how he talks? Kinda sexy, kinda scary.

CHRIS COLFER!!!!!!!!! LOL THE WHOLE CAST OF GLEE IS CRYING. AMAZING SPEECH, I'M IN TEARS.

OMFG Michelle Pfeiffer stills look GORG. too bad she's presenting Alice In Wonderland.

LOL Ricky's joke about the HFPA prez. Eva Longoria got her girls out bigtime. LOL the prez takes the HFPA so seriously.

FUCK Milla Jovovich looks phenemenol. STEVE BUSCEMI wins. Kelly MacDonald is so pretty. Steve's speech was sweet.

BOARDWALK EMPIRE takes Drama series. I love Milla poses on stage.

OMFG Angelina was just fixing Brad's tie. SEE THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME.

Andrew Garfield - so cute. Tongue tied and cute. OMG Jennifer Lopez's dress is horrendous.

I'm OMGing a lot tonight sorry. BURLESQUE song takes song. Diane Warren is a hot mess. I've never seen her before?

SOCIAL NETWORK TAKES SCORE. Awesome. LOL Nine Inch Nails singer is a Golden Globe winner.

OMG (sorry i know) I JUST SAW EMMA STONE AND SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!! IN PINK!!!!!

LOL Hailee Steinfeld has fake hair. Ewww Bieber, but he did alright. ANIMATED FEATURE goes to TOY STORY 3. Heather Morris is sitting next to Jennifer Love Hewitt. They are just doing random pans throughout the room and its funny to see who is sitting near whom. Who/whom whichever. Gabourey Sidibe is there? Oh, for The Big C. Eva Longoria was with Zac Efron, nice.

Robert Downey Jr - LOL RICKY'S JOKES ABOUT HIM ARE AWESOME. Robert is really funny and LOL at Emma Stone being a great sport. I'd give it to all five of you. OMFG THIS IS AWESOME! I hope Bening is better this time with her speech. (GO EMMA) ANNETTE BENING WINS. Big hug to Julianne. Aww they kissed on the lips. LOL random cut to Jane Lynch. SHE'S GETTING A STANDING O?????

Okay, Annette. NOW THAT IS FUCKING HOW YOU DO A SLIGHTLY MEMORIZED SPEECH. WONDERFUL JOB, COMPLETELY TURNAROUND FROM LAST TIME. Really beautiful and it was like a nice summary of her really good film. BRAVO!

Sylvester Stallone presents The Fighter. Gee, I thought he'd present Burlesque.

TILDA SWINTON & GEOFFREY RUSH - OMG i want them to mate and see their child. LOL - Tilda says Happy New Year. AL PACINO - TV MOVIE/MINISERIES wins. And gets a standing O. He gets one everytime? Ugh.

LOL what is with these random cuts to random people in the audience? Someone just commented on another forum its like they are testing to see who is awake.

Let me say this is a really good GLOBES so far. And I haven't even touched a drop of alcohol.

LOL @ Tilda over pronouncing everything. LOL I wanted Jennifer Love Hewitt to win cuz that would have been awesome seeing Tilda on stage with her. But CLAIRE DANES wins. and Temple Grandin is there. CLAIRE DANES kisses Geoffrey Rush. Now its bothering me what they worked on?

Zac Efron presents The Kids Are All Right.

Tina Fey and Steve Carell present SCREENPLAY. AND ARE HILARIOUS. THE SOCIAL NETWORK WINS. I typed that before it won. There's ARMIE HAMMER.

CHRIS HEMSWORTH and CHRIS EVANS present together. Dear God, please fuck on stage. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. they present Supporting Actress TV - LOL THAT WAS NOT JULIA STILES. SOME RANDOM OLD WOMAN. JANE LYNCH WINS!!!!!! Aww, she kissed Sofia on the way up. HAHAHAHA She just made a shoutout to the Lea-Hailee incident. Funny speech.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND MICHELLE WILLIAMS WERE JUST TALKING. AWWW HEATH SHOULD BE THERE WITH THEM!!! CRY!!!!

Olivia Wilde and a good looking Robert Pattinson present FOREIGN FILM to Susanne Bier. She's really good looking. I've never seen her?

Helen Mirren presents THE KING'S SPEECH.

OMG The Globes need to cut that god damn same every year theme music.

Wow Vanessa Williams is fierce. Her and Blair Underwood present TV Actress - Comedy. It goes to LAURA LINNEY who is not there!

Jane Fonda introduces BURLESQUE

Matt Bomer (GAAAAAYYYY!) and Kaley Cuoco present TV ACTOR - COMEDY to JIM PARSONS.

JEREMY IRONS presents SUPPORTING ACTRESS FILM. To a Fighter, I'm guessing. MELISSA LEO takes it. LOL The Walking Dead/Prison Break actress was giving her a standing O. LOL I keep seeing a Olivia Wilde deathstare behind people.

Melissa Leo knows how to liven things up. HBC looked confused?

LOL Jake Gyllenhaal is sitting next to Zeta-Jones. Matt Damon comes out to present Robert De Niro with the Red Buttons Lifetime Acheivement Award For Dramatic Musical Comedy. Angelina Jolie just put on lip gloss while Temple Grandin was about to go to sleep. ROBERT DE NIRO did not take that seriously at all, and got in some old timey wisecracks. Felt kinda nice. LOL @ the fockers jab. Then cut to Angelina who looked oddly pissed by it? That was like Robert De Niro roasted himself.

LOL Okay so Megan Fox gets to present The Tourist. She probably doesn't even deserve that.

Annette Bening presents DIRECTOR to DAVID FINCHER.

(Allow to give me a special shoutout to my pal ANGIE who loves David Fincher and Darren Aronofsky. HI ANGIE!)

David Fincher came off really nice.

January Jones and Jimmy Fallon present COMEDY/MUSICAL series to GLEE. Fuck. I "like" Glee but it hasn't been anywhere near its potential. Modern Family deserved this.

LMAO Alicia Keys presents BLACK SWAN.

Halle Berry is wearing lingerie. She's presenting the night's biggest joke: lead actor in a comedy/musical. PAUL GIAMATTI wins. This should be fun. He swears and we lose sound for like 15 seconds. OMG this is sorta awesome. Aww Jake is so hot. Good speech by Giamatti.

Kidman's lips look amazing. She looks so natural again. I LOVE IT.

LOL @ Mila Kunis and Emma Stone jumping in excitement at whatever.

Haley Atwell looks freakishly like Neve Campbell.

JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT presents INCEPTION. LOVE YOU JGL.

I'm really sick of these clips just being trailer segments.

JEFF BRIDGES presents BEST ACTRESS DRAMA. (to Natpo) I hope she gives a good speech. LOL You can see in Halle's eyes she thinks her nom is a joke. Kidman looks great. Lawrence is HAUTE. Williams has become the actress of her generation, and Natalie wins it and looks very nervous. No standing O? That's kinda telling. Fuck Natalie's laugh was like scary? Hmm. Dunno, not a great speech and kinda shakey at the start.

RICKY IS BACK!!!! LOL his introduction of Tim Allen. Tim and Tom Hanks present COMEDY/MUSICAL. GO TOURIST! KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT WINS. Bening looks so happy and exuberant. Share it, Annette.

Ricky's intro of SANDRA BULLOCK. She looks horrid. Pretty, but horrid. ACTOR DRAMA. Hey, there's James Franco. COLIN FIRTH wins. ROBUST TRIANGLE OF MANLOVE. Can I get one of those with Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Gosling? Firth's wife is pretty. It was pointed out to me that Gosling and Bullock used to date. HMMMM.

ONE MORE AWARD LEFT!!!!

LOL RDJ giving Michael Douglas a fist whoop. He gets one of two standing O's of the night. MOTION PICTURE DRAMA GOES TO THE SOCIAL NETWORK. WOOT WOOT..LOL Jesse reall wanted to get out of that Kevin Spacey hug. ARMIE HAMMER. Wait, why did Armie get to go up but Andrew and Jesse are still sitting down. LOL Scott Rudin thinks so, too.

Are they attempting to cut him off despite there still being 3 minutes left? WTF.


LOL RICKY CLOSES THE EVENING WITH AN ATHEIST JOKE. NICE.

Well, these were actually great? Good speeches, solid winners and some pretty memorable hilarious GLOBE moments.

As for best dressed, I'm leaning towards Anne Hathaway, Mila Kunis, Olivia Wilde and some others. I'll make it official later in the week. Thanks for reading, please comment with your clever GLOBE thoughts.

NIGHT EVERYONE!

I'll be dreaming of my manlove triangle with Jesse Eisenberg and Armie Hammer.