THE 96th ACADEMY AWARDS Winners!

BEST PICTURE: OPPENHEIMER

BEST DIRECTING: CHRISTOPHER NOLAN - OPPENHEIMER

BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE: CILLIAN MURPHY - OPPENHEIMER

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE: EMMA STONE - POOR THINGS

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE: ROBERT DOWNEY JR - OPPENHEIMER

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE: DA'VINE JOY RANDOLPH - THE HOLDOVERS

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: JUSTINE TRIET AND ARTHUR HARARI - ANATOMY OF A FALL

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: CORD JEFFERSON - AMERICAN FICTION

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: THE BOY AND THE HERON

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: 20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL

BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE: THE ZONE OF INTEREST

BEST FILM EDITING: OPPENHEIMER

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: OPPENHEIMER

BEST COSTUME DESIGN: POOR THINGS

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN: POOR THINGS

BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING: POOR THINGS

BEST MUSIC - ORIGINAL SCORE: OPPENHEIMER

BEST MUSIC - ORIGINAL SONG: "WHAT WAS I MADE FOR?" - BARBIE

BEST SOUND: THE ZONE OF INTEREST 

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: GODZILLA MINUS ONE

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT: THE WONDERFUL STORY OF HENRY SUGAR

BEST ANIMATED SHORT: WAR IS OVER

BEST DOCUMENTARY - SHORT SUBJECT: THE LAST REPAIR SHOP

18/23 (+5 alts).

Minus a few hiccups, I thought that was a good show? It started out a little rough, and the five presenter thing was much better the first time, but it was one of the shorter ceremonies and the 2nd hour until the end was filled with memorable moments. 3hrs 20min-ish, and it would have been over earlier but the celebrities got held up because of protests. 

It seemed like they went with the "right" (i.e. internet approved) winners until Best Actress. I'm seeing lots of backlash already (as expected) to Emma, but her speech was great. 19 years ago, men of color won supporting and leading, but it's yet to happen to the women. 

"I'm Just Ken" was an absolute all-timer. Gosling may have been the big winner of the night and he didn't even take home a trophy. John Cena, too. 

I like Kimmel but it may be time for him to retire this gig. John Mulaney is right there!

But I must know - WHERE THE FUCK WAS MICHELLE PFEIFFER?!?!?!?