85th OSCAR WINNERS

BEST PICTURE: ARGO
BEST DIRECTING: ANG LEE - LIFE OF PI
BEST ACTOR: DANIEL DAY-LEWIS - LINCOLN
BEST ACTRESS: JENNIFER LAWRENCE - SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: CHRISTOPH WALTZ - DJANGO UNCHAINED
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: ANNE HATHAWAY - LES MISERABLES
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: QUENTIN TARANTINO - DJANGO UNCHAINED
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: CHRIS TERRIO - ARGO
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: BRAVE
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: SEARCHING FOR SUGAR MAN
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: AMOUR
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: LIFE OF PI
BEST COSTUME DESIGN: ANNA KARENINA
BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN: LINCOLN
BEST FILM EDITING: ARGO
BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING: LES MISERABLES
BEST MUSIC - ORIGINAL SCORE: LIFE OF PI
BEST MUSIC - ORIGINAL SONG: "SKYFALL" - SKYFALL
BEST SOUND MIXING: LES MISERABLES
BEST SOUND EDITING: SKYFALL & ZERO DARK THIRTY (TIE!!!!)
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: LIFE OF PI
BEST SHORT - ANIMATED: PAPERMAN
BEST SHORT - FEATURE: CURFEW
BEST SHORT - DOCUMENTARY: INOCENTE

I went 19/24.  I think I almost always go 18/24. 

Be back tomorrow or Tuesday with complete thoughts and best dressed, blah blah blah. 

Quick thoughts:

OSCAR WINNER ANNE HATHAWAY, fuckers!

Easily one of the worst Oscar shows I've ever seen.  The opening (minus Charlize and Channing - who were wonderful) was terrible and never ended.  Seth's first joke (something about the showing being a three hour task to make Tommy Lee Jones laugh) was his best, then it all went downhill.  First, I can't believe the number of sexist jokes?  The musical performances were mostly flat, and cutting people off with the Jaws music??? UGH!  The Chicago cast coming out couldn't be greeted with less enthusiasm, and they all seemed like they were stoned.   So campy.  Adele was great.

Best moment of the night: ANG LEE!!!!  OMG!!! I WAS SO HAPPY AT THAT!!!

As for the fashions, I thought they were mostly great.  And you guys, I think tonight may have featured one of the best dresses I've ever seen on at the Oscars!!! OMG!!!!  Details to come. 

Seth was right.  Next year's producers and the Academy needs to hear it:

Amy.
Tina.

Done.

This about sums up the whole show: