THEY SUCK!
WAHOO!
Seriously, how does this Desperate Housewives-loving group not give it a single nomination when it's having its best season ever????
Ah well..
Best Motion Picture - Drama:
American Gangster - Atonement - Eastern Promises - The Great Debaters - Michael Clayton - No Country for Old Men - There Will Be Blood
Oh you must be kidding me with this Oprah-Denzel shit? 7 nominations? Damn, they must have hated Into the Wild. Go David Cronenberg, though!
Best Actress - Drama:
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Chrisie - Away From Her
Jodie Foster - The Brave One
Angelina Jolie - A Mighty Heart
Keira Knightley - Atonement
I NAILED IT!
Best Actor - Drama:
George Clooney - Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis - There Will Be Blood
James McAvoy - Atonement
Viggo Mortensen - Eastern Promises
Denzel Washington - American Gangster
Did good here, too
Motion Picture - Comedy/Musical:
Across the Universe - Charlie Wilson's War - Hairspray - Juno - Sweeney Todd
If someone could explain to me how Across the Universe is better than Knocked Up, I'd really like to know.
Best Actress - Comedy/Musical:
Amy Adams - Enchanted
Nikki Blonsky - Hairspray
Helena Bonham Carter - Sweeney Todd
Marion Cotillard - La Vie En Rose
Ellen Page - Juno
Damn, and I thought they really loved Nicole?
Best Actor - Comedy/Musical:
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd
Ryan Gosling - Lars and the Real Girl
Tom Hanks - Charlie Wilson's War
Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Savages
John C. Reilly - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
LOL - If it tastes like Cox...
Best Animated Film:
Bee Movie - Ratatouille - The Simpsons Movie
Best Foreign Language Film:
4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly - The Kite Runner - Lust, Caution - Persepolis
Best Supporting Actress:
Cate Blanchett - I'm Not There
Julia Roberts - Charlie Wilson's War
Saoirse Ronan - Atonement
Amy Ryan - Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton - Michael Clayton
Doorman. DOORMAN!
Best Supporting Actor:
Casey Affleck - The Assassination of Jesse James...
Javier Bardem - No Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Charlie Wilson's War
John Travolta - Hairspray
Tom Wilkinson - Michael Clayton
Casey shall be my boyfriend for this award season.
Best Director:
Tim Burton - Sweeney Todd
Ethan & Joel Coen - No Country for Old Men
Julian Schnabel - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Ridley Scott - American Gangster
Joe Wright - Atonement
I love Ridley as much as the next person, but...
Best Screenplay:
Juno - No Country for Old Men - Atonement - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly - Charlie Wilson's War
Almost exactly as expected.
Best Original Score:
Into the Wild - Grace Is Gone - The Kite Runner - Atonement - Eastern Promises
Fuck you, Eastwood. Did you know that there was another score to Grace Is Gone but they hired Eastwood to redo it at the last minute??? DID YOU???
Best Original Song:
"Despedida" - Love in the Time of Cholera
"Grace Is Gone" - Grace Is Gone
"Guarenteed" - Into the Wild
"That's How You Know" - Enchanted
"Walk Hard" - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Ugh, fucking Eastwood again. Go Enchanted!
TV:
Drama:
Big Love - Damages - Grey's Anatomy - House - Mad Men - The Tudors
Actress - Drama:
Patricia Arquette - Medium
Glenn Close - Damages
Minnie Driver - The Riches (AAAWAAAAHOOOO!!!!)
Edie Falco - The Sopranos
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Holly Hunter - Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer
Actor - Drama:
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Hugh Laurie - House
Jonathan Rhys Meyers - The Tudors
Bill Paxtor - Big Love
Best Series - Comedy:
30 Rock - Californication - Entourage - Extras - Pushing Daisies (!!!!)
Comedy - Actress:
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who
America Ferrera - Ugly Betty
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Anna Friel - Pushing Daisies
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds
Go, Fey and Friel, Go!
Actor - Comedy:
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Steve Carell - The Office
David Duchovny - Californication
Ricky Gervais - Extras
Lee Pace - Pushing Daisies (!!!!!)
Miniseries or TV Movie:
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee - The Company - Five Days - Longford - The State Within
Actress - Miniseries/TV Movie:
Bryce Dallas Howard - As You Like It
Debra Messing - The Starter Wife
Queen Latifah - Life Support
Sissy Spacek - Pictures of Hollis Woods
Rush Wilson - Jane Eyre (Masterpiece Theatre)
Actor - Miniseries/TV Movie:
Adam Beach - Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee (UGH!)
Ernest Borgnine - A Grandpa for Christmas (DOUBLE UGH!)
Jim Broadbent - Longford
Jason Isaacs - The State Within
James Nesbit - Jekyll
Supporting Actress - ALL TV:
Rose Byrne - Damages
Rachel Griffiths - Brothers & Sisters
Katherine Heigl - Grey's Anatomy
Samantha Morton - Longford
Anna Paquin - Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Jaime Pressly - My Name Is Earl
NO KRISTEN CHENOWETH!?!?!??!?!
Supporting Actor - ALL TV:
Ted Danson - Damages
Kevin Dillon - Entourage
Jeremy Piven - Entourage
Andy Serkis - Longford
William Shatner - Boston Legal
Donald Sutherland - Dirty Sexy Money
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