The Oscars air tonight at 8:30 PM Eastern on ABC, with Official Red Carpet Preshow Coverage beginning on 7:00PM. Of course, the masochists will be watching E! all day. Like me.
Scheduled To Appear:
Kermit the Frog will join Miss Piggy, the cast of Bridesmaids (Rose Byrne, Ellie Kemper, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Maya Rudolp and Kristen Wiig), Christian Bale, Sandra Bullock, Bradley Cooper, Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Michael Douglas, Robert Downey Jr, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Colin Firth, Morgan Freeman, Zach Galafianakis, Tom Hanks, Angelina Jolie, Milla Jovovich, Melissa Leo, Jennifer Lopez, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Chris Rock, Ben Stiller, Emma Stone, Meryl Streep and Owen Wilson to present Oscars this evening.
Okay list. It feels like half people-that-always-present, half people-that-were-in-2011-movies. Outside of Emma Stone, these people could've presented 10 years ago. Thank god Emma Stone is there to remind us that it is 2012.
Will Rooney Mara wear be an elegant goth slut? Will Michelle Williams go 3 for 3 and be Best Dressed tonight? Will E!'s Guilliana ask everyone about George Clooney? Is Jean Dujardin so handsome that it will hurt the entire world? Will Emma Stone bring it like she brought it to every event this year?
I'll be drinking champagne during the show, and making some kind of Descendants inspired drink using Blue Hawaiian Schnapps, Pineapples and Hawaiian Punch.
Anywho, have fun watching! I'll be back after the show to post the winners. Hopefully not too drunk.
GO BRIDESMAIDS! GO TREE OF LIFE!
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